Super Grizzly Bear

cuck ranger

deck debt

wait insects can’t see red? does that extend to spiders? i keep all my windows and doors closed all the time even when its sweating hot because i’m terrified of being invaded by insects and spiders

getting poured probably feels really good for the milk

if you bite it and you die then its poisonous

if it bites you and you die then its venomous

so yeah i suppose it would

another one that really annoys me is when they order a drink at a bar and then leave it after taking a single sip, if at all

murder of the universe but poop instead of vomit

sorry i was really high when i wrote that, yes of course ice is the real reason

thanks (to both replies)

probably would be quite triggering to someone who’s been scammed sadly

good phishing email but what does TW mean? am i stupid

does this imply the boss is radioactive?

yeah the whole “c suite” is worshiped at my place, i feel like i’m the only one that thinks they’re a bunch of clowns

i am the one person i trust the least!

in fact the motto that i pass on to the juniors at work is “trust no one, especially not yourself”

oops i actually didn’t win first time i scrolled right past

they’re £300! maybe i don’t need frog crocs after all wellipets.com

oh i want some! where can i get them

definitely the same truck

yeah the art is way too good for a joke about jerking it

the suns getting real low

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about