The largest age gap I’ve been involved with was about 4 years. I was 31, she was 35, and we lasted about three months. Current partner and I are about 1.5 years apart.

If I were single and interested in dating, I think the lowest age I’d be willing to go is half my age plus 7. Someone at the absolute lowest end of that range would need to check a lot of other boxes for me to be willing. Most I’d be willing to go over my age is about 10 years.

But frankly, if I were single, I’d probably just stop the online dating thing and live my best life on my own, and if I met someone who was interested cool, and if not it ain’t the end of the world.

Same here. It’s been reasonably effective too.

But I listened to 90 seconds of a podcast from my favorite fitness influencer, so basically I have an MD now, right?

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry

A vegan crossfit marathoner who uses Arch btw and trades crypto: his head might burst before he figures out which one he wants to talk your ear off about.

I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.

OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.

Firetruckin

You’re not wrong at all, but when it happens at work telling them to stop is tricky depending on where they are in the hierarchy.

It’s for the same bullshit reason that any difference in preferred communication style is always won by the person who responds to an email or text with a phone call. Buddy, if I actually wanted to talk, I would’ve called. It’s not my fault you have the reading ability of a drunk 5 year old.

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

Disregard inkjet printers

Acquire laser printer

Your mom is a shit person and you deserve better

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

I like the cowcatcher on the front

My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.

The Big Lebowski

After looking it up:

• Russell Brand got charged today in London
• Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York

There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.

How about an oversized Dr Seuss book?