Get an aquarium, you can have all kinds of cool snails and they’re super easy to care for.

FYI turning game music off and queuing AC/DC is pretty sweet. Thunderstruck is a great drop in song.

Lollipops Sunshine And rrrRRRrrr

Taking notes for a Helldivers playlist.

Best State: financially secure enough to pay bills and occassional emergencies while also affording vacations/hobbies.

Worst States: poor and homeless.

Check out NiNoKuni 2 and Brutal Legend for cool genre mashup games. Conker’s Bad Fur Day is another good genre mashup.

Anthem.

Ok, now I smell what you’re stepping in.

Some kind of adhesive that would allow for powder disperal would be great. Or a salt water misting followup.

'Nuff said.

Not really. Most uses I see for powdered iron are for manufacturing car parts.

You rascal

The hard is what makes it great!

My wife agrees.

Sthuffrrin sthuccotash!

Grew up with Sylvester saying that, didn’t actually try it until well into adulthood. Made me wish I’d tried it sooner.

even if they merged with Jesus Christ himself

That motherfucker has some explaining to do.

Choosing to invite my Jan 6er uncle to family events knowing I would never break break with an insurrectionist traitor.

First, I stopped attending family events. Eventually went no contact. Now my happiest recent memory of my mom is when my daughter couldn’t remember her name.

Enron

Someone else already answered the “what if” questions you had in another comment, but you’re right: it is a fucking crazy system. That is, until you realize its purpose is to keep us on unsure footing and beholden to employers so we’re more easily controlled.

I had a seizure in a gas station. When I regained consciousness in the back of an ambulance I told them I asked them not to take me anywhere and to let me go on my way because I couldn’t afford the ride. The look on their faces told me a lot about how shitty our country is. They knew I was refusing medical attention I probably needed because I couldn’t afford for them to take me to a hospital I couldn’t afford treatment at, even with health insurance.

This comic is such bullshit.

Ambulances are $3k, minimum. If you need helivac you’re look at $20-30k.