That was a joke - sorry if I was unclear about it. I was trying to illustrate how dumb it is to go to Home Depot for tiki lamps when you want torches.

It’s worth remembering as often as possible, and was done in an amusing way. Go bark up some other tree please.

That truly was epic fucking retardation.

Next month they’re going to enact the Boston Tea Party but since crates of British tea are somewhat hard to obtain, they’re just going to fling plastic packets of instant coffee into Boston Harbor and shout “have your tea back, you jackanapes!”

Have you ever seen the play Urinetown?

This is the plot. Literally.

Keeping the decimal in the right place is the trick for me when I do it in my head.

My brain was more like “Okay it’s just seven point-fours. So what’s seven fours? 28. What’s seven point-fours? 2.8. That can’t be right. Fuck. Get a calculator.

Me neither but the brown stripe up the ass could have been better placed.

Fuck. I had to calculate 4% of 7 a few minutes ago and didn’t know this. I say fuck because it wouldn’t have helped me anyway.

Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

(Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

This is intellectual rigor?

What definition of “Nazi” are we working with here? I assume it’s a set of beliefs and not Germany’s Nazi party from WW2. So what are these beliefs? Genuine question.

EDIT: as expected, empty downvote with no engagement on this basic question. I’m not trolling. It’s a sincere question. If we’re going to agree on who deserves to die don’t you think we should maybe get everything on the table in some detail?

Europe is headed for an ice age, so just hang on.

Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.

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Well that’s on Bruce, because there’s no “wrong ass” in a threesome. If he wanted a two-on-one, he needed to specify that.

There’s a new party being born, the “People Who Hate People Party.”

People who hate people, come together!

“No.”

We’re kind of having trouble coming off the boards, you know.

“Are you going to be there?”

“Yeah.”

“Then I ain’t fucking coming.”

“But you’re our strongest member!”

“Fuck you!”

“That’s what I’m talking about, you asshole!”

“Fuck off!”

“Damn, we almost had a meeting going.”

Yes they really celebrate blind faith explicitly. Like it makes you a better person if you can put your doubts aside and just believe. And they straight up call us all a flock of sheep. It couldn’t be more on the nose as a scam. This is why every church has a daycare attached to it: if they don’t hook you young they might not get you at all because it’s such a huge steaming pile of bullshit.

“mote” as in a speck of dust

“beam” as in a huge plank of wood

Basically don’t point out small faults of your neighbor while ignoring huge faults of your own.

It’s a metaphor. No one has a beam in their eye. But it’s a metaphor that drops suddenly in the second half, because you can literally imagine a mote in someone’s eye.

They’re SO deep down the hole with their big lie that they think everyone ELSE is lying to himself. Truly amazing.

Oh boo hoo HOOOOOO!!

There is no way to lane block someone on a remote rural road. If you’re racing to save a life you just fucking pass in the other lane.

There’s no moral superiority about this. Your anecdote is just bullshit and doesn’t change the fact that driving fast and tailgating causes more accidents than it saves lives.