At least they didn’t pass a bill that will destroy the environment.

Yet. I think Germany will be the next one in that respect. Fuck Merz.

You get shot. See also: several journalists.

Most “illegals” aren’t illegal.

The beach where I used to live had quicksand and people had to be rescued from it at least once a week, usually more. So it was a pretty big concern, actually, and I had to make sure my kid and his friends didn’t end up in it (they did, several times).

Harris tweed. Not cheap, but you don’t have to be crazy wealthy.

So you don’t lock the door?

Being tracked within the airport until you fly out is pretty normal. But then your data gets deleted.

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In Germany: if you’re an estate agent you’d call it an Eigentumswohnung but most people aren’t show offs so they just call it a Wohnung.

Also: Americans call a terraced house a condo too.

This is a very thin camel. Poor thing.

In the books he was such a caring guy. The rape scene was just sensationalist claptrap.

Only 24 percent? What the fuck are they whining about?

Do you blame the Jews for hiding from the Nazis and even trying to look as non Jewish as possible? No? Exactly.

Depends on what’s clean and what the weather is like.

Where are the night gowns?

HTC Legend, the first smartphone I ever had. I still have several apps from it that I’ve kept carrying across. Comparing them with the stuff you can get now shows how bad apps and widgets have gotten. Anyhow, the phone design was really Nice.

I’ve lived next to an dealer too. He got evicted after a few calls to the police (it was social housing).

It got so cold the curtains would freeze to the window. The only heater (electric, would set anything near it on fire) was so old, the antiques roadshow would have paid me a fortune for it.

Also, one of the girls I shared it with would wander around high with a bare chest, for some reason. Her boyfriend would scream and bang on the door at 3am.

Another house mate had a certified Nazi boyfriend who hated me (immigrant) and talked the others into evicting me purely for being foreign. Abusive bastard, got married to house mate later on, I’m sure that didn’t end well.

If you wear a baseball cap you’ve already given it away.

Being stuck in a shitty job, because you now have a medical condition, and the insurance of the job you want refuses to cover you.