Anyone else see a two-headed cat?

Solve the puzzles. One of them’s gotta lead to a magical fantasy kingdom.

I heard Money For Nothing earlier and more often, so it’s the other way round for me.

Well, it’s Australia. Spiders have the vote.

…you can do that?

“I’m not here to fuck spiders” - said by Australians who want to drop the preamble and get down to business.

I’m taking three days of annual leave between Easter and ANZAC day next month. I’ll be out of the office eleven days straight. Time to properly unwind.

Anchovies with olives and capers.

Salt, salt and salt? I’m on board, but I wonder how many other people would be.

My only rule for colour is that I should be able to spot it immediately if I drop it in a narrow, unlit crevice. I’ve got some bright red and safety orange tools.

Not for quite some time now. Not since I learned about the electoral college.

Boardgaming. I play an occasional boardgame with my friends, but I’m not searching youtube clips for strategies, importing first-print Euro games in the original German and printing English-language stickers for the boards, or watching Essen livestreams every year.

There will be a price. Don’t do this unless you want the fashion police to rappel in through your smashed windows and beat you while you choke on tear gas.

Karma-farming. Please lets just be our genuine, authentic, awful selves.

I tried it because it was the captain’s favourite. Regrettably, bergamot oil is not for me.

If you’re buying two litres of cider, it’s not because you like cider.

You can buy 2L beer containers in New Zealand, but they’re a specialty item. Largest I’ve ever seen at the supermarket or bottle shop is 1L.

As for coffee, it’s probably because our laws are weirdly restrictive on how much caffeine you can have in one drink. Energy drinks can’t contain more than an equal amount of coffee, for example.

It may be suicide.

A flamboyance of flamingos? A business of ferrets? A sloth of bears?

No. Pretty sure the origin of that quote is a Shakespeare villain.

The way you’ve described the situation, it sounds like you’re the problem.