From the low effort bots I’ve seen:

if(randomEmojis == true) {fuck.off();}

Alas, I can’t take credit, heard it in a Red Letter Media review of The Home.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

The Praxis: Don’t bother remembering the title, you won’t remember the story.

I forgot the name of the book, but it starts out with some alien overlord dying, and a whole bunch of people commit ritualistic sewer slide over the death of the alien, and i just couldn’t force myself to care.

I even started writing down names and details on the characters, just to try and make it stick. But I don’t remember anything happening, to the point I just forgot to finish it.

Edit: Recommended by my brother, but I just didn’t get what he got out of it.

Edit 2: The Praxis

A wall of text with obnoxious emojis sprinkled in, will now and forever be an instant ban.

I’m not a fucking child, speak correctly of you want me to pay attention.

Rest in peace, Buddy Boy ~ 2010-2025

Ugh, I’ve always hated the lyric free versions of songs that played in the JC Penny (?) clothing section my mother used to drag me to.

The only problem I have with old songs, I work retail. The Muzak system (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzak) repeats the same songs multiple times a day.

Lightning should have struck the house…

The scene from ds9 where Dax keeps throwing troubles out the opening makes that scene even funnier. If given the opportunity, I’d chunk Tribbles at the Shat…

There’s a slow, steady source of water being pumped into those towers, so the water level fluctuates through the day. They use gravity to get high pressure from your tap, but I’m the world of liquid cooling, you gotta go fast!

Subnautica has some super chill music. Until you meet a leviathan, or you crash your sub…

Don’t look at beef prices… I’ve eaten more pork in the last week than all of last year.

These two reasons are why I love my old laptop.

Can’t ssh? KVM is already built in, and i don’t have to hunt for my damn micro HDMI adapter.

Power goes out? UPS is already built in. Schedule a safe shutdown when/if battery runs down.

“No homo”

Oh honey…

I cut off all contact with my sperm-donor and now have two major cities between us. And no, absence does not make the heart grow fonder.

I’m going to see if I can get this on my Kobo. Thank you for the link!

I’m running Casa, but I haven’t opened up network to the world.

I will say, that Casa is simple to a fault. I still haven’t figured a way to easily hook all my -arr services with my vpn container, but I have an old Pi clone running Portainer managing the -arr/vpn connection. That way I know the vpn is setup and the Kill-switch works.

Ugh, lucky bastards probably don’t even have a console.log, let alone a file.

Like driving on the highway:

Everyone going slower is an idiot, everyone going faster is an asshole.