These two reasons are why I love my old laptop.

Can’t ssh? KVM is already built in, and i don’t have to hunt for my damn micro HDMI adapter.

Power goes out? UPS is already built in. Schedule a safe shutdown when/if battery runs down.

“No homo”

Oh honey…

I cut off all contact with my sperm-donor and now have two major cities between us. And no, absence does not make the heart grow fonder.

I’m going to see if I can get this on my Kobo. Thank you for the link!

I’m running Casa, but I haven’t opened up network to the world.

I will say, that Casa is simple to a fault. I still haven’t figured a way to easily hook all my -arr services with my vpn container, but I have an old Pi clone running Portainer managing the -arr/vpn connection. That way I know the vpn is setup and the Kill-switch works.

Ugh, lucky bastards probably don’t even have a console.log, let alone a file.

Like driving on the highway:

Everyone going slower is an idiot, everyone going faster is an asshole.

This year:

$10 “space officer” shirt from temu

$60 Kira Nerys Cuffed Earring from rock love

Edit: Adding pic to prove to happened

For those of you asking

Reads every comment… The fuck you on about!?

Frau Blücher

Horse whinnying

“There Wolf!” bang

Star Trek will occasionally throw out the full speech Klingon, but they are usually subtitled…

Yeah, I forgot what the sense was called, awareness of your limbs in relation to your body and balance, the sense that gets all wobbly with alcohol; hence, the close-your-eyes-and-touch-your-nose test. I’m 40 and still walk on curbs like they are balance beams. Favorite was the rings, the closest thing I can get to flying without also becoming motion sick :/

You throw me a ball, I’ll prevent it from hitting me, but forget intercepting the things with any grace or plan. Me trying out for tennis in middle school was basically mini dodge ball.

No. Most of the time I just bat it into the air, higher than it originally fell from, thus exacerbating the situation…

I do occasionally “pin” something to the wall/table/storage apparatus with my hand. That’s about as good as it gets though :/

Spatial awareness.

I was in gymnastics as a kid, so built up a strong sense of balance and where my arms and legs are in relation to the stuff around me.

My friend-mily tradition is put on a grotesque puppet show where we massacre the village with our bellies.

One year, someone icing-glued pull and peel Twizzlers as strings and made a (short lived) gingerbread man-ionette.

A you made out of cake: No

A cake made out of you: That’s a cannibalism.

Cellular peptide cake.

With mint frosting.

Who? /S

“loving family”

Oh honey…