Does the OP in the screenshot have a history that goes back long enough to see how they referred to Biden or Obama?

I know it’s not relevant to the present meme-wagon, but this would be even funnier if the powder was the orange color of Kraft Mac and Cheese sauce mix (Kraft Dinner for the Canadians.)

I’m just glad it’s not Windows.

Some of the food packs that were created for humanitarian organizations when they go into a place with people suffering from severe malnutrition are basically peanut butter fortified with vitamins and minerals. It’s great for getting nutrition back on track, and easier to stomach than most calorie-dense foods such as meat.

If there’s a readme, there’s documentation. It might not be enough, it might be out of date, it might be wrong, but it’s still documentation.

Wouldn’t consensual sex explicitly mean that consent to cum inside is given?

Have you looked at the celebrity obituaries lately?

OCD kicks in, face twitching uncontrollably.

Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.

You trying to come up with another unoriginal writing prompt?

I’d go with something like “number of times they genuinely helped another person without any obvious personal incentive to do so (excluding the general warm feeling one gets from doing this.)”

NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe

… but yeah, that dog is either really tired, or traumatized by the environment/noise.

And show it peeling off in places.

I’m not just piling onto your joke, I really feel it’s emblematic of what’s happening to the US right now.

It’s also important to call out when evidence was improperly collected, when police misbehaved, etc. That should force the police to do a better job, and follow proper procedures.

True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result

I think you’re right. I guess they had parents who were big on setting rules, but not on justifying them.

I’m pretty sure my parents throttled my bread intake at restaurants when I was very young for the reason you state, but they accompanied their directive with a “don’t fill up before you get your main course” justification. So I didn’t assimilate it as a rule of etiquette, and instead understood the underlying logic.

Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper.

Literally the day the music died.

I need a CPAP to sleep, so naps are basically impossible for me

But at a past job doing tech support at a web hosting company, where I was still new and assigned to the night shift, it was just me and another guy who was supposed to support me, and be the acting manager.

At night we’d be lucky to get more than one or two calls, and maybe a handful of live chats, so we’d mostly do tickets all night.

Well, I would. He would curl up at his desk and sleep for 7 hours, then speed through a bunch of really easy tickets (that he’d botch) in order to have respectable metrics.

There were others in a different department who knew about this, so on at least one occasion, they drew a penis on his forehead while he slept. Even though our boss saw this, the slacker wasn’t fired, as he was one of the few who actively wanted the night shift.

All we are saying, is give peas a chance.

Are canned boiled peanuts worth it? I’ve never had boiled peanuts (never seen them in Canada) and I’m curious, and I assume importing them canned would be easier than getting them “fresh boiled”.

Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?