Invite them back over and masturbate aggressively while they enjoy cocktails and reminisce.

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Put things into other things. Take things out of other things. Push stuff. Sleep. Look at stuff.

Chicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.

I hate people that generalize.

I had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there’s no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It’s just gone. Presbyopia can’t be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.

Most people I know start at 2010.

My Shakespeare teacher in college called it a concordance when we studied Macbeth. There was a full concordance and then concordances for each speaking part. Pretty fascinating stuff.

It’s so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

Uh…

I’ve seen a sudden upsurge of promoted videos in the last week or two championing trickle-down economics in my youtube suggested video feed. I thought it was odd. They don’t use the term trickle-down economics, but they promote the rich as job creators and use all the Reagan talking points. Based on the comments, lots of people are eating it up as amazing insight.

Watch Alita Battle Angel or Elysium.

Wait till the meth wears off before you get on Lemmy.

Whole Carolina Reaper peppers.