Invite them back over and masturbate aggressively while they enjoy cocktails and reminisce.
Healthy bowels.
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shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some things you do when you are home and bored?English
4·8 months agoPut things into other things. Take things out of other things. Push stuff. Sleep. Look at stuff.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a food that you want to cook but you know you'll never have the motivation to make?English
17·11 months agoChicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it irrational for me to hate and despise every single American at this point?English
4·1 year agoI hate people that generalize.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are the signs you've noticed that you're getting older?English
4·1 year agoI had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there’s no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It’s just gone. Presbyopia can’t be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•At what point do you stop calling the years "two thousand and X" and start calling them "twenty X"?English
74·1 year agoMost people I know start at 2010.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's that thing called where you get a list of all the words used in a text and their frequency?English
4·1 year agoMy Shakespeare teacher in college called it a concordance when we studied Macbeth. There was a full concordance and then concordances for each speaking part. Pretty fascinating stuff.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gen alpha has no fucking clueEnglish
28·2 years agoIt’s so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy@lemmy.ml•How did you come up with your username?English
6·2 years agoUh…
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What will happen to large companies once poor people have no more money to use?English
4·2 years agoI’ve seen a sudden upsurge of promoted videos in the last week or two championing trickle-down economics in my youtube suggested video feed. I thought it was odd. They don’t use the term trickle-down economics, but they promote the rich as job creators and use all the Reagan talking points. Based on the comments, lots of people are eating it up as amazing insight.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you think comes after capitalism fails?English
3·2 years agoWatch Alita Battle Angel or Elysium.
shartworx@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can someone explain leftist comedy to me?English
16·2 years agoWait till the meth wears off before you get on Lemmy.
Whole Carolina Reaper peppers.

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