Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.

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That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

“luk, hoomans has gives us a food hatch!”

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

You’re the real MVB

Just suckers, like an octopus.