There’s no such thing as almond milk. You know how I know ? Because there’s no almond tiddies.
With apologies to Lewis Black.
They’re all fake. The real one got eaten by Kirby.
Five Guys is ok but is also 25-30% more expensive than most of the other places listed here, at least where I live.
My favorite comic of yours was the “grab her by the pussy” one but I think this one has taken over top spot.
The problem is that the cops are on their side.
the price gap is slowly closing, esp if you take into account total cost of ownership. It agree that the upfront cost makes it out of reach for many people.
I read the post title as “Busey”, then opened the post, and got really confused as to what Gary Busey had to do with any of this.
American dog.
Idk about Africa but Asians fucking love bread. Have you ever been to an Asian bakery? Oh the glorious carbs…
Miles O’Brien: “Fuck you.”
The leg chain to the sign is a nice touch.
My precious….
That would be cool if true. But then they use measures like subdivisions of an inch in base 8 increments.
I have this theory that Americans suck at math because they insist on sticking with the imperial measurement system and so nothing makes mathematical sense - Americans intuitively just think in every day units qualitatively. Whereas the rest of the world uses metric, so base 10 math just comes naturally.
Source: I am a US STEM professor. Our students suck at math.
That’s Mongolian BBQ. Mongolian beef is a different thing. None of these things are from Mongolia lol
Related question: are there sign language specific dad jokes? That is, corny jokes that work in sign language but not in spoken language?
Combustible lemons. But failing that, a portal gun.
This reminds me of r/shittyaskscience
The label is in Chinese (simplified characters common in China) and translates as “100 rainbow chrysanthemum seeds”. I have no idea whether the contents are what the label claims.
It’s a good article. It explains rural America. It doesn’t explain the well off assholes living in Huntington Beach CA. It doesn’t explain the well off assholes living in suburban Inland SoCal. It doesn’t explain rich privileged shitheads like Musk and Thiel.