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I’m just bi-myself

Yes, glows with happiness and pride at her children! How did you know?

Wait a minute… Dad?

Everything glows, just depends on the energy levels and wave length

It’s glowing in infrared

The gacha barely even does anything, the real upgrades are earned in the factory

And strong men make me hard-

Just getting lucky, then

how did they even prevented infection/allergies

Well, they either got lucky or died. But also, alcohol probably already existed at the time.

You’re probably right to assume the second option, since I can’t imagine you being a very competent supervisor with takes like these

And this is why I only take requests in full text from the start, so thanks for proving my point for me.

Sure, we can have that call right now. After the call, I’ll ask you to summarize the follow-up steps in an email

I frequently get asked about why I’m looking for a position

The real question is why are they looking to hire? What happened to the last person that held the position? Employers often get confused when this question gets reversed onto them

I used to actually be more fluent in English and russian than Ukrainian until the 2022 invasion. Lots of people in Kyiv used russian for day to day conversation, and that, sadly, included my friend group. At the moment I think I’ve restored my fluency in Ukrainian, but I still sometimes have easier time finding the correct word in English.

As for my fluency in English, I can usually watch shows, play games and read books in it without any issues, tho at times subtitles help (like when parsing an accent I’m unfamiliar with).

Platinum, even. Star Platinum.

In case you are more into word puzzles, here’s 12 word searches

Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up

Yeah, bright red is just a shallow scratch somewhere near the, uh, opening. Darker blood might be internal bleeding and that can get really bad quickly.

I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster

The real comment is always in the kidneys

Do NOT take this if you caught a cold. One sneeze and half of your apartment is gone.