Christianity actively encourages adult conversion

That’s why 99% of christians were baptized before they learned to shit and piss properly.

Imagine thinking this shit is funny.

They can’t fix their music app on the iphone. With every version this crap runs worse.

I fucking love this

What is over? The climate?

We’ll be lucky to have something to eat by then.

Oh that painting is a greasy fire hazard.

It is however pretty fucked up that a person can sign a decree in a „democracy”.

Weirdest excuse ever.

They are a mafia but at least they’re not raping kids, right?

Exactly. You should’ve never taken it out of your ass.

How the fuck do you level at veganism?

Needs more dithering

Its a gua sha stone.

Hey, how did you get access to the official ICE guidelines video!?

The penguin was like „think I’ll stay”.

Tak.

I speak perfect english but still use „ja”, ja?

Complains about using ai with ai generated slop.

Those are the problems of a functioning democratic government.

LETS KEEP PUMPING CAPITALISM UP

NEW IPHONE WITH AI LETS GOOOOO

Sorry for getting all excited, it’s just we don’t have much time.

3 or 4 points because I don’t think I’ve had friends with boomboxes, I didn’t use fax as a kid and I wasn’t raised in the states to use blockbuster and cheques.

Maybe I am old but being able to remember the world pre enshittification and constant doom is nice.