LMN I’m guessing

I brought those speakers and my discman to school in my backpack in high school to bump music during lunch

ctrl-z… ctrl-z…CTRL-Z

you can’t be attached to the child until they’re old enough to display personality, which comes way later than the toddler stage; I ha just can’t see myself having any attachment before their personality develops

If that’s how you feel, then that’s how you feel. I’m gonna hazard a guess that the vast majority of people, especially pregnant/miscarriage/parents do not feel this way.

We took our pup to see her mother at around 8 months. The moon didn’t recognize her anymore I guess, and didn’t like other female dogs and chased her under a table leaving our dog cowering and shaking. Was not the reunion we all expected

Funny how almost all ghosts seem to be from the same era

The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through

I am outraged at the lack of photo evidence of how Bucky drinks water

Are you hiring

Seems to have been the right decision

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

Even my desktop motherboard has a USBC slot

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

The top two

Right after he cleaned his shoes:

He didn’t die, he just thought he was dead

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!