There is only one solution.

Yup. The shit is gonna hit the fan quick. The blue states will hang on for as long as possible, but shit can fly from DC all the way to the west coast.

I needed that chuckle. Thanks.

I doubt they will cover it. That would be a death sentence at this point.

Well, you won’t have to remember Election Day, because this was the last time you will be able to vote on a national level.

Ohhh I’m 100% with you on religious figures in office.

Still nice to hear. But, agreed.

Which one happened first?

No one is listening to your nonsense.

They should both leave.

He should just leave.

I’m too wimpy to kill myself.

You may appreciate this then. I told them it was a terrible bridge to use, citing the distance it would take to reach terminal velocity, and the surface of the ground below. It was high, sure, but the ground below was at an angle, and soft dirt. It wasn’t possible to get to the “good spot” because of how the walkway was. The chances of failure were a lot higher than I was willing to risk.

So I think I actually bored them out of it with all my planning 😅

Marginal.

Humorously, I talked a person off a bridge while scouting for a bridge to jump off of. It was a bad bridge choice and wouldn’t be a guarantee. I like to assume they chose not to find another.

Spicy level 10 please.

So delicious 🤤

I prefer cats and ducks.

I buy my sunglasses in bulk. I only like one kind, but I want multiple color options. I also break and lose them all the time. I probably have 10 pairs in my car ready to go.

To keep track of the visions in your eyes?