Did you see the painting in the other side of the room the Mona Lisa was in? We I went there it was a gigantic and beautiful buffet with dozens and dozens on people. The whole time in the room I was looking the opposite way to her lol
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a big internal debate within a fandom or hobby you are a part of that outsiders probably wouldn't care about?
3·5 days agoIronically NixOS only works with systemd

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Explain why a coconut is a mammal.
coconuts have fur and a soft white inside flesh, the fur is similar to hair that humans and other mammals have. Mammals are filled with sweet clear liquid just like a coconut is. Coconuts also evolved from beavers, that is why they have brown rough fur and stay close to trees. If you eat the flesh of the coconut you will see that it has the same taste as human flesh, thus further cementing its place as the top mammal in all of nature. Next time you are somewhere tropical ask a local if they have tried “one of small furry mammals, you know a coconut…i crave its flesh and juice”
That’s precisely how Mario dresses. Denim denim denim.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What would the next pres of USA have to do to gain back trust for America? Hold a televised event saying the last person was just a fuck up?
1·23 days agoOnly if there was another person like trump that was correctly jailed. Putting trump in prison is easy now, but the USA would need to become reliable at stopping fascists
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•In these uncertain times, it's more important than ever to be discerning and to make sure to get your info from a reliable source.
4·1 month agoThe noise of it rubbing is horrible, it’s not recyclable and the texture is weird. It’s an amazing material technically, but it isn’t that good day to day.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Recommendations on games in which you don't play as the "good guy".
3·1 month agoRimWorld RTS, survival, colony builder. Survive, stranded, on a hostile planet filled with pirates, ancient mechanoids and giant killer bugs.
You can play however you wish. I always end up playing as drugged-up organ-harvesting slave owners.
There is a very detailed simulation of the human body, with each organ having it’s own scars, damages and conditions, all affecting each other. There are also developed systems for drugs, combat, diseases, mood and mental breakdowns.
Honestly it’s simpler sci-fi Dwarf Fortress
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When was the last time someone stunned you with a statement?
2·2 months agoTaxes, sign and view documents, retirement plan, health care documents, election documents, worker documents. I hate how it’s a hard breach of my privacy, but having the program just makes them avaliable to me, not more invasive, so I might as well use them.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When was the last time someone stunned you with a statement?
5·2 months agoThe evolution one is stunning precisely because it’s so good. Evolution finally clicked for me when I asked why reproduction mutations (like colored feathers) mattered instead of only survival ones, my teacher just said “The ones who reproduce, reproduce, the ones who don’t, don’t.”
That’s so awesome

Heart-shapped beetroot
Everyone here’s talking about how their anesthesia takes 3 seconds to take effect. I’ve have surgery today and took a long ass time in comparison. I remember the anesthesiologist telling me, for the 4th or 5th time, “Breath in through you nose, breath out through your mouth.” Then saying “Yeah you are already doing that.” I think they where getting preoccupied about it.
Apparently that’s normal in my family, when my mother was getting local anesthesia to give birth to me, she was supposed to not even be able to move her legs. When a nurse was checking up on the anesthesia and asked her to try and rise a leg, she raised both of them really high and the nurse just went “oh fuck”.
police
getting away with no consequences.
Name a more iconic duo
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Thia better not awaken anything in me
42·2 months agoTalking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
I’ve got a friend who was drinking 3 shots of coffee a day just to not melt from exhaustion, if not more. He decided to stop completely, sleept horibly for a week then he was great. Now one cup of coffee gets him really eletric.
I’ve been almost a year without drinking considerable quantities of alcohol and it feels pretty good. In fact now I dislike drinking. Recently I drank half a shot of vodka and almost threw up.
I’d think it’s not about going to 0 coffee and staying like that, but about building a better relation to it. Like medicine. Take it when you need it, don’t overdo it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos
15·2 months ago
My girlfriend’s cat, Benito, sleeping with his tongue out. Named that because he’s “bonito” beautiful in portuguese.



Oh I’ve seen that ass!
And, yes! It’s the wedding feast painting, thank you!