Ha! You must be from… Shit, so many options.

Yep.

We start our spicy food tolerance early, our candy is spicy.

Romeo + Juliet IS a great soundtrack. And as a Beatles fan I have to agree with the Beatles soundtrack, the movies not so much.

As a kid.

• Saved by the Bell.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Ducktales.

As a teenager.

• The Wonder Years.
• Friends.
• Party of Five.

I didn’t include The Simpsons since growing up in the 90s, that’s a given.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

My first console was the Atari 2600, my first computer ran on MS-DOS, had a 5 1/4 inch drive, monochrome CRT and no mouse. My intro to Windows was version 3.1.

Mid thirties.

The Beatles by The Beatles.

Insomniac for me.

Mid nineties guitar.

Got called a fucking terrorists after 9/11. I’m Mexican.

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

What about diamond hands 💎🙌🦍📈

I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

Y’all sleeping on cucumber.