Animaniacs

Gargoyles

Doctor Who (Classic)

Oh HELL naw

I’m gen x and wish I was not cut.

It’s fucking barbaric. There are regions where it is considered tradition and the governments have a very hard uphill battle against generations of normalization and traditional culture. It really is just so very awful. I’m a cut male and I hate it. The skin is far too tight feeling when erect, but that is really not anywhere near the female version. I can’t imagine how awful it is for women.

I thought that if you swallowed your gum, it would stay in your stomach forever, so you had to make sure to never do it because eventually there would be no room for food anymore.

Also, old CRT TVs had this static electricity sort of fuzzy feeling on the screen, and if you ran your hand over it, it would dissipate. I thought that by doing that, you were absorbing the TVs power and if you did it too much, it would eventually stop working.

Lastly, I believed with all my heart that all the pets you ever owned were waiting for you in heaven and it made me mad when my (very devout Catholic) grandma told me that pets and animals don’t have souls and so they didn’t go to heaven. I said if that was true then I didn’t want to go to heaven! I’m atheist now, so I don’t even believe that anyone goes to heaven, but if anyone deserves to go, it’s all the kitties, puppies, and various rodentia I’ve loved in my life.

Punched a Nazi in the jaw at a party once. He left and everyone was happier once he did. Fuck that Nazi and his sore Nazi jaw.

Remember the girl that said shit like “Mm ice cream so good” and “gang gang” on TikTok? She got hella rich. I remember she reported a number, I don’t ever what it was, but she made it in a week and it was more than my annual salary.

I remember logging into BBS systems in the 90’s and seeing a lot of hate for the Clintons. This was in St. Louis, a fairly blue city, but surrounded by red (the rest of MO as well as southern IL)

Despite the name being stupid, Alarm Clock Extreme is a great app. I paid for it years ago, and have recently paid for it again due to it being bought out by another company. I do not feel cheated by this fact. It’s been worth it.

We know a little, there’s a whole wiki page about it lol just pieces together from Murderbot’s descriptions. - but according to the author, it’s like “How To Get Away With Murder” but in space.

Gotta love The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon from The Murderbot Diaries.

I’m aghast at the comments in here lol

Like… I’m speechless.

I must admit, I never saw it, but she DID have vast “resources”.

HR coordinator sharing around her Onlyfans on the dl with people and was found to be giving preferential treatment to her fans. She got fired. But a lot of people got to see her naked, so I guess that’s fun.

🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS A CERTIFIED REDDIT MOMENT 🚨🚨🚨

Max, it’s called His Dark Materials.

OP’s mom.

It’s even faster if you have a gesture set up to open the camera app. I dunno why people get so suspicious of people being able to snap a picture quickly these days. It’s a simple practiced skill.

A can of tuna is about 250 kcal. That is not bad, and it’s all protein. You could do way worse!

Hi, it’s me, the tuna can eater. It’s tasty!