According to the side of the Kraft box, I’m a family of 4.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

Hurry onward, pencil, or you’ll soon be dead!

I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?

Over there.

But I wanted to swap lives with the fish, not another idiot!

Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.

Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!

He asks for permission from the original artist before parodying a song. If that doesn’t qualify as lawful I don’t know what does.

There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

Oh jeez, now the trolley problem has math?!

This is just a screenshot from the Seek app.

I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

If she weighs the same as a duck… She’s made of wood… And therefore…

I knew I’d been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.

Highdeas.

I like how Thomas Andrews and Stockton Rush are right next to each other on that list. Kinda poetic.

Clearly that man’s tongs weren’t tongy enough. And now he’s got no one to blame but himself.

So Donald Trump has been signing his name in Russian this whole time? It all makes sense now!

❤️YYYY-MM-DD❤️