I’m afraid the shadow of your cactus has melted

That’s a template for a goose though.

I finally started working out again! I also work from home and my Job made me miserable, but I’ll be starting a new Job in November and that gave me hope and motivation to pull myself out of the depression hole.

Melon is just the most precious little guy 😍😍😍

This legit made me laugh out loud

Who’s to say he has a medical condition? My hands shake for some time after carrying heavy bags, but the shaking stops after a while. Maybe the guy strains his firearms a lot when he’s masturbating?

Elden Ring.

Got stuck on the first “real boss” because I don’t have time to practice and playing for 1-2 hours on weekends doesn’t get me anywhere. I guess I’ll wait till the holidays where I can take two weeks off and grind my way through the boss then.

It’s nice to find a fellow “insurance worker” amidst all them software engineers/ IT guys here on Lemmy 😄

Oh yes, I usually end up saying “I work in insurance” because any more specific than that and people look at me with question marks in their faces

Starship trooper when I was still in kindergarten. The only thing I remember from this movie is the scene where the bug drills a hole in the soldiers head to drink his brain. Don’t plan to watch this movie ever again in my life

Love the warning label on the box

Had to switch from connect to Voyager to post this one

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I’d let him watch me cook too.

We were in Croatia once at a beautiful little restaurant at the beach. The food was fine except it was completely cold when it was brought to our table. Not warm, not lukewarm, I mean cold. Sat on the counter over an hour cold.

Same here! I do get drunk on occasion but never out of control

Actually, dual citizenship in Germany is only allowed for a few select non-EU countries. For everyone else: first you apply for citizenship. Then they say citizenship will be granted, under the condition that you provide proof of revoking your previous citizenship within 2 years. Then you revoke your previous citizenship and give the confirmation to the immigration department. They will process it (during those weeks you are practically stateless) and grant you citizenship on this basis. Source: did this three years ago

Especially people who never lived in a communist state

Mmmm love me some anus pudding