I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so I’d probably just die.

That’s really cool!

Oh, I love skeleton watches! Beautiful!

The style, yeah, but this is a modern one.

A photo of my current watch as I’m wearing it right now.

Just because you don’t get fired doesn’t mean there won’t be consequences.

It uses mandatory subaddressing, so my email [email protected], doesn’t get through. Whatever I sign up for, I add a dash to organize it. So, if I sign up for Netflix, I use [email protected], then that goes to my Netflix folder. If they start spamming, I block that address. And for real people, I have an address that screens email, [email protected].

Bazzite runs the SteamOS interface. It’s extremely user friendly. It’s designed to look like a console.

I love importing functions then redeclaring them in useless ways. I also love importing constants that are already part of the language.

Take out a loan using it as collateral. Then it doesn’t matter if you take it back, I still have the loan. Then I guess buy a small company and gut it for resources. Rinse and repeat. Get rich. Lose my ethics. Start paying off women with offers of a horse. Lose my hair. Get my butt hair put on my head. Buy a shitty company and make it shittier. Treat my kids like garbage. Buy the president. Be the most hated man in the world. Fake my gaming stats. Die alone.

I use Port87, so my junk email is just part of my real email, which is my name.

You’re not perfect.

They don’t use it unless my dad is watching a perfectly legal sports stream in the browser. It works really well though. I have 3 of those remotes, cause I love them.

For my parents, I got a $150 N100 mini PC (tiny little thing), installed Bazzite, installed Jellyfin, and got the Pepper Jobs W10 Gyro remote. You have to configure Jellyfin to know it’s running on a TV and to accept keyboard input (the remote acts like a keyboard), but then everything works great. It’s a little over your budget, with the added remote.

No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

This is not true. A junior programmer takes the systems that are designed by the senior and staff level engineers and writes the code for them. If you think the code is the work, then you’re mistaken. Writing code is the easy part. Designing systems is the part that takes decades to master.

That’s why when Elon Musk was spewing nonsense about Twitter’s tech stack, I knew he was a moron. He was speaking like a junior programmer who had just been put in charge of the company.

The form field will be $3, making it do what you want will be $9,997.

Meanwhile, idiot leadership jobs are the best suited to be taken over by AI.

AI is really good at creating images of Jesus that boomers say “amen” to.

That’s not really normal, but it’s common. Make sure you get enough exercise and eat right and you’ll look and feel better.