Should have been me on that couch 🥵

🎵 and you smell like one too🎵

Hi. I’m an asshole. Nice to meet you! Looking forward to upsetting you later on a shitpost thread! 😊 👋

I wish my wife could explain things as well as you did

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Yes there was a law suit about it

I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue

Official EU response:

Did you every try that temporary fix with your hands and the finger snapping?