20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

I don’t care about bombs. I’m just thinking about not seeing my friends for 3 months, and that scares me more.

Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

And if he dies before the election, they will accuse him of voter fraud.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

The minute they start playing ads in my country, I’m out. I’ll just start shop lifting to avoid standing in lines.

Why would they need to accept cash? The whole point is speed and convenience. Scan Your item, put your phone to the terminal and off You go.

You’re kidding, right? Are You trying to tell me, You physically walk somewhere to pay Your electricity bill? Are You also using cash to do it?

Reading the comments, do people not like self checkout? Is it another one of these American things, that baffle the rest of the world? Like grocery baggers. I’m European, living in Poland and Denmark and if given the choice, I will always pick the store with self checkout. It’s simply faster. Only old people don’t use self check out, not because of boomer ideology, but because they need the cashier’s help.

When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.

Perfect.

I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.

They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.

The person who wrote this has not met many married people. I don’t think they ever had a best friend either.

Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?

And being cool is her game.

I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.

Given, then on average they live 7 years, that’s an old gecko. Mine is 13, so also not a spry youth.