Oh shit forgot about that. I was in high school when we figured that out.

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

“See! She’s not perfect, so you cant criticize trump for any of his flaws or you are a hypocrite!”

All politicians are the same! Our quarterback is cooler than your girl! Go Red team!

Focus on making friends, the girlfriend will come naturally from meeting people and friends of friends.

Also, board game nights at restaurants or bars if there are any in your area. If there aren’t maybe start one yourself.

Take the drill bit out of your drill. Open the chuck up all the way and place it over the screw. If there is enough screw head there you might be able to grab it with the drill and just unscrew.

Edit: looking at the other picture makes me think it is recessed and that wouldn’t work then.

Part of a stress breakdown I had was caused by that mindset allowing myself to be stretched too thin at work.

New Grant? Boss we can’t handle that in addition to everything we already do!

A few months later - What do you mean we got the grant, boss?

Me, realizing it is a done deal and part of my new responsibilities - “iT Is wHaT iT Is”

Ahhh I’m too old for this. I vaguely remember it being a fake calculator app and instead some sort of messenger?

Word.

Part of one - inflationary tax. Eliminate most all forms of tax. Instead only way to fund anything is to print money.

Money earned through criminal enterprise, once found is taken and “destroyed” (excluding damages to victims).

Negatives that go punished reduce inflation and benefit everyone.

This is a regressive tax so it would require a very assertive socialist support system with liberal spending on jobs and education for poor folks.

No tax breaks for big companies because no taxes. There is no such thing as a balanced budget since there is no revenue, only things we decide are worth paying for.

Would require regular currency adjustments. Still haven’t figured that part out yet. Maybe every 10 years decide how many zeros to take off everyone’s money and have a process for upgrading paper currency while most will be handled through banks.

Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

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We can assume that a larger snail moves faster simply by nature of being bigger. If we assume the snail’s movement speed scales linearly with its size we can estimate its speed.

In the image he is twice as tall as the buildings which appear to be about 4 stories tall. 14 feet per story, times 8 = 112 feet. A snail is about 1.5 inches tall.

112 feet is 1344 inches. Divided by snail height, this snail appears to be about 900 times larger than normal.

Humans sprint at about 14 mph. A normal snail moves at 0.03 mph. Multiply that by 900 and our giant snail clocks in at 27 mph! Better find a car if you don’t want to drown in snail mucus.

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Yeah, your parents are setting you up for this.

You could try talking to your parents and asking for bunk beds like the other poster said, but unless you explain the attraction they might just say no.

If your parents are reasonable people I bet it can be fixed by telling them “ever since I hit puberty sharing a room with sister has gotten harder, and i really can’t share a bed with her anymore, i cant control parts of my body and it’s super embarrassing and weird.”

Not fun, but that should do it.

makes me want to scream NERD!, except she could blow my head off easily.

Embarrassed by how long it took me to realize it was not South America

The long game. I like it.

Sorry buddy, I know it’s not what you want to hear because everything you are experiencing seems very real to you, but I worked with many people with mental illness and reading this feels just like that.

I know this is hard to accept, but try the medicine. You don’t have to take it forever, but just try it for a few months. Make a video diary so you can look back and see any changes.

It would be fun because that would be the car that you smash into everything and constantly shit on in your imaginary Story.

https://youtu.be/NLB4Fcxh1iU?si=aDq1Rg0aHVR2VD3W

Dope