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I was an avid reader as a kid, and took the Accelerated Reader tests almost religiously.

I switched school systems one year and jammed out all the tests I could remember.

Got an award at the end of the year. A neat little blue engraved plaque. Not sure where it ended up.

… With all currants in it? Just like mother used to forge.

More that they’re using the official IFPS PLUs instead of using the random numbers that this grocery store decided to use.

Bananas are standardized at PLU 4011, but this store has been using PLU 14 out of convenience to them at the expense of government agencies that need the correct numbers to approve purchases made with state-run welfare programs that restrict their use to specific produce items, like WIC.

I’ve been contemplating sending a business rival a bottle of whiskey for proper capatilization on the word “FastLane” as well as strict adherence to correct PLU usage in the face of absurd custom store-level PLUs, 100% get it.

Man, I never knew that my ISP was working so hard for me.

It seems like their pianist might be out for now, still flapping in the wind as it were. Should be able to get a firm handshake deal though, and hopefully that gets the pianist to come on stage again.

(This is all japes, no clue about the real answer.)

It was taking away resources from the coffee cam. Had to go.

Last time I got Papa Johns, a literal child delivered my order alone while her DoorDashing mom watched from her car. I didn’t order through DoorDash. I left feedback informing them that I would not be buying pizza from somewhere that makes me question whether I’m contributing to breaking child labor laws.

I would order local takeout if it were cheaper and wasn’t consistently soggy.

Domino’s is the most consistently “worth the money” pizza near me, with Little Caesars coming in a distant second.

They’ve got you covered there too: https://www.printables.com/model/962134-500-cigarettes-adapter

But it’s still sterile though

Not the way I use it, it’s not.

Synthetic urine exists.

Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.

Hmmm, it being wrapped in a flat usually indicates being repackaged from larger foodservice sized containers, which my own experience with West Virginia food desert grocery stores has led me to understand is common in some areas.

I’d expect fresh ground to be oily-er too, enough that stocking it upright like that wouldn’t be a great idea.

Wild.

Assuming this was taken in America, no way those are grams.

Edit: I zoomed in and maybe it is? Does look like kgs.

Weird all around.

The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in SubjectHometownHere.

He would’ve liked that. He was a real nice guy, always said I had a face for radio.

Happy to help!

(you probably want the word “memorialize” there.)

As my father always said: you may be a funny person, but looks don’t count for everything.

Ah gee dang, you’re right. Thanks!