Other way round now. And they have little satchel things too on their chest.

Bizarre times

Don’t forget to smash that bite button

You don’t need a playbook to not be an arsehole.

Ok America. It’s time to stop now.

I wonder what they taste like combined. I’ve never thought of it before.

Babylon 5 had at least a few pizza take aways.

Deep in the Serengeti, we find the lonesome JavaScript. With its tendrils deep in the ground, it begins consuming thousands of tiny life forms known as “node modules” to fuel its desires.

Naturally

His second greatest role

Could make booger candy

I’d let you have a little nibble to live

That could be useful at night during hayfever season

*growing a leg from boogers

Come on Dave sort yourself out.

You know this is a porn site then! 😂

Full self cannibalism. Like consuming ones own various fluids

How’d they know it was a he

Is this technically cannibalism?

I know it’s fake, but if it’s a selfie in a mirror does that means the Trump is backwards

“Did someone email about a fire??”

He’s been wanting to have an “everything” company named X for years, since before PayPal I think. So he jumped at the chance to ruin twitter of course and rebuild it from the top down