Water, yogurt and granola, or frozen breakfast sandwich. Sometimes nothing.

pizzaius

I can’t believe SMS is still used for anything but sure OTP sent in text makes sure my account is secure Mr Bank.

3/10. Not great, Bob.

B is mounted upside down. Also the prongs get bent easily. So definitely not B.

They’re so fucking stupid and that’s exactly what they want to be.

*they’re

I’ll die on this every day and twice in Friday

23 - woman I was dating at the time introduced me to it. I miss her.