Pearl by Josh Malerman (Bird Box).

It’s about a pig on a small farm that can seep into your mind and make you do and see terrible things. I picked it up after reading Bird Box and a few other books of his, which I enjoyed. I expected to give up on it based on the silly 80s horror movie premise, but the book is truly demented and creepy and I felt existentially weird after reading it

Thanks, Meat Cat!

That series is genuinely creepy, and I even screamed out loud once! My girlfriend won’t rewatch with me but I probably put that series and it’s sister show Haunting of Bly Manor on once a year 👻💨

That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.

What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!

My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)

That is bizarre! Do you think she might have weird stomach acid production? Like, maybe she uses the string to evacuate some sort of gross stomach fluid? I am going to lose sleep over this

Thank you, kind stranger!

Divorce her immediately.

She was considering speaking up about the teacher having six fingers

The Shining, then Practical Magic

The lyrics support this.

Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin’ Heya, yippie yi yo And everybody havin’ a ball Huh, huh, yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin’ Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?

Holy shit this thread

Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"

ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE

Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke’s on me.

“You miss every shot you don’t take!” or similar. It’s useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.

Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.

My work cafeteria sells fish and chips but they are nowhere near as good as Fish and Chips :(

I know it wouldn’t slap the same on Lemmy, but that is a user account I miss deeply.

“I love you…r mom”

Whew don’t get me started about towns called Lebanon in the USA Midwest…