My first girlfriend’s brat sister got grossed out when I told her that eggs were literally shitted out by hens. Beautiful twist. She went on to get a food safety degree.

Only seasoned veterans will get this thread.

That was my first CD burner. I’ve actually punched cards, programmed on a PDP11 on a tty, loaded programs from a cassette and still have a handful of 8" floppies somewhere, but thank you for the “young one” 😊

12x! DVDs!!?

My first recorder was a 1X caddy unit.

Get off my lawn.

I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.

They both have a folder on the desktop called “porn with zebras”, which contains a single, blank txy file named “hahaha you looked”

Yes, of course, but us humans have a habit of needing to burn ourselves, not take someone else’s word for it.

I like watching stuff on my smartwatch.

In my extended family there is a tradition. The new adult receives 200 € and we all go to the Casino. The rest essentially drink and watch as the new adult loses all the money and learns a lesson. None of us gamble.

I don’t know. Let me ask chatgpt.

If those are regular size flooring slats, the screws are impossibly large. I call fake.

BTW?

I have a somewhat basic home automation, and my lights are programmed to be cooler during daylight hours (where necessary, desk lamp, corridor, etc), and they become warmer at night. The reverse happens early morning in winter, where I wake up while still dark.

Microsoft has historically shipped Alpha versions, followed by Betas, in paid software.

You’ve never used tickly velour condoms?

Counterpart. Absolute top tier series. I don’t know why it flies under the radar.

Rock bottom is usually being in a bad place, maybe the worst so far, but real rock bottom is being in hospice or death row.

I would read up on Albert Ellis’ , concept of Acceptance, both for your own schema, and for dealing with your mother.

Undertanding and working on your acceptances can be life changing.

BTW, Ellis is a hugely influential psychologist, one of the founders of behavioral cognitive therapies, so no new age pop psychology here.

Yeah. Pictograms exist in part because they work in most languages

You are right. I still have a box with programs I wrote

Some is the key word here.