Orcas will also jump on the beach to catch a moose and then squirm back into the water

Dr. Pepper is actually Kurisu Makise

Pigeons’ nests aren’t made to keep stuff inside, they just need to prevent the eggs from rolling off.

The code for the peeler is stale, it stopped working three carrot seasons ago, but no one wants to rewrite the PeelerBladeRdge class.

mumble mumble mumble Helvetica Scenario mumble mumble

I’m gonna cause him a Helvetica Scenario

Depends. Generally English, unless they are “directed” to one specific person like the professor who’s gonna grade it. But even then I might go with English anyway.

Oh I also use my language when I’m leaving an important warning to myself in a config file, like “this is needed because X! don’t touch it! If you touch it do Y!”

2+2=5

It’s like those impossible comb geometry, one side is a box, the other is the spine of a book

I’m about to do this to this kernel driver. Certainly broken before, possibly broken after, what’s the worst that could happen

You forgot the part where TeX was created by a CS professor because he didn’t like how his editor printed the formulas in his book

Look at you, flying on rich planes with that much space in front of you

But saints are not gods, they are more like emissaries. You pray for them to bring your word to God.

But in the end, religious beliefs don’t make sense anyway, so why bother analyzing contradictions. Faith is based on believing without needing proof, so any logic reasoning against religion fails against that statement.

Unless it’s fucking corona, which smells like armpits. Every time someone opens one I check if it’s coming from me

To be even more pedantic, the guy is Italian and that is relevant to the character. In Italy we say “if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow”. He pauses a moment before saying the joke, probably because he didn’t remember the word wheelbarrow and went for bike instead.

the subway map in case you were wondering

Aaaghauughgaaahaaaugh

I thlamd my penith in the carthor

You set the bios to always turn on when power is back and use the switch and you just unplug and plug it from the wall

Ye olde “a case doesn’t need to be fancy, it just needs to be a box”