I thought that said swallowed batteries at first and had some questions of my own

“How do you do, fellow grunge bands?”

Or just ctrl+shift+D (or equivalent non-Windows shortcut I imagine)

2real4me

n/a to n/a

Do you mean that someone could tell what I was thinking by the look on my face or tone of voice, that kind of thing?

Like by a psychic? No. Otherwise I’m still not sure what you’re getting at.

I mean, sometimes my inner monologue turns into talking to myself out loud, otherwise I’m not really sure what you mean.

Good answer, good answer

New trade offer:

I receive: 10k gold, unencumbered status

You receive: 2k cheese wheels, encumbered status, strained marriage

This is how I felt binging all the Jurassic Park/World movies. Stop trying to make dino parks and soldiers happen, they’re not gonna happen.

Black holes don’t just roam around looking for planets to snack on.

Don’t tempt a black hole into coming down here

If a moth wore jeans, would they wear them like this or like this? [the images are left to the reader’s imagination]

Turns out you weren’t vigilant enough to prevent this attack. It’s okay, I’m sure you’ll be better prepared next time, but you don’t need to worry about that right now.

Doing well in school would lead to a fulfilling life. Turns out you’re supposed to learn a bunch of other stuff along the way too, whoopsie.

I wish it weren’t so rushed, I was hoping it would stick around for at least another 80 seasons

exoskeleton with a thin layer of marrow on top?

Since the were- part means man, before transition they were a human. Must’ve inhaled some bad moon dust or something.

Oh no, you didn’t account for leap days. I believe there’s been 30 since 1907, so you’ll need to add to your total, and maybe a few extra buffer days to make sure everyone knows why you’ve done this so that no one else invents completely artificial plastic either.