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How are they going to understand a language that doesn’t exist yet?

Calling a bomb threat on the plane just before takeoff. That’ll really confuse things but it’ll get the job done.

So you going to head back to a random Wednesday and be like nope not happening yet, let’s try tomorrow, nope. Maybe next week?

Make sure the dealer gives you a receipt.

Yeah we had that training. Not that anyone ever offers me bribes anyway.

It’s like all the lies about the drug dealers giving kids free drugs. Never happens.

I don’t mind bees. It’s the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can’t stand.

It’s kind of sad that you’re so terminally online that you think that everyone else must know who the hell this guy is. All I know about him is that he’s some YouTuber I have never watched any of his content nore have I really heard anything about any controversy.

I didn’t know he was a Nazi I just find him annoying.

There not tho

Standard fare is you get two 15-minute breaks and one 30 minute break. I’m guessing you now only get one 30 minute break which seems like it should be illegal but I’m assuming this is the US, so whatever.

The update log essentially seems to be look at these nice clouds I don’t think we’ve seen any actual gameplay yet at all

That’s not a British all Irish sign, and they are the only places in Europe that speak English. So I think that’s an American sign it certainly looks like an American sign.

It looks like they’re going for natural wildflowers, which means that there will be periods of time where it’s basically all just green. What you get in return though is lots of interesting grasses but the image is pretty low resolution so you can’t really see all that.

That’s just a street in Europe, it’s what they look like.

You see some fantastic outfits in Edinburgh. I think it’s the inability of the locals to accept that sometimes it’s hot. They don’t really get the idea.

The best I ever saw was someone wearing shorts, white trainers, and a black bomber jacket. Very much giving off a vibe “it’s bloody hot outside but I only own the one coat, so I’m wearing it”

I think the entire thing spins around in a giant circle in the centre of the room in order to generate centrifugal gravity. Seems like the most sensible way

My life ambition is now to become a yuppy day trader conduct video meetings like this.

Is usually around this point in time that they admit that they haven’t actually got the computer in front of them. I guess they’re just trying to memorise the instructions or something.

Personally I would not recommend an iPhone to an elderly person. They are not going to use 99% of the features anyway so what’s the point in buying an expensive phone when you can get them a cheap Samsung for 150 bucks.

The justification used to be that IOS was a friendlier interface but I think a combination of Android getting better and iOS getting worse means that that’s no longer the case. Hell their new design apparently makes everything transparent and hard to see.

Physical buttons for brightness is a bad idea. People will just press them by accident and then complain that the screen changes brightness all the time. Laptops get away with it because they already have a bajillion buttons, and anyway in most cases the screen brightness buttons are actually multifunctional anyway so it doesn’t add to the button count.