Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Does anyone know what's inside this building?
4·17 days agoI hadn’t, but I also meant this guy:

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Does anyone know what's inside this building?
6·17 days agoBut so has Bubbles.
The point is, if 10% of guys in a given population are unspeakably awful, that’s the 10% who you will hear from on a dating app. You don’t get that from fems because they are typically being pursued on all dating and social media apps, because we still largely hold to the cultural norm that men/masc presenting people are responsible for asking the other person out.
It seems worse on Grindr because the majority of users are cis men-the very people who have been told since birth that it’s their job to pursue sexual connections. Of course that leads to poor behavior.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a genre of music you're waiting to have a resurgence?
1·24 days agoYou might like Ryan Davis and the Roadhouse Band. Country but with clever fun lyrics.
Welcome to our L. Notice there is no poo in it.
I mean, that looks like an air traffic control tower, so there may very well be people in there. Just not “tenants” in the strictest sense.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world?
3·1 month agoThat’s in the comics. We’re talking about the movies, where the personification of death is not a factor.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world?
28·1 month agoBecause it’s a pretty dumb story at its core. Because they wanted the “worst villain” but couldn’t come up with something more interesting or intelligent than “misguided environmental terrorist.”
Yep. Much like the swastika was a Hindu and Buddhist symbol (that Hindus and Buddhists have largely given up b/c Nazis) “volk” is one of those things the Nazis tainted for good.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You might be proud but she is disgusted
16·2 months agoSame. On the handful of occasions I’ve been asked I still don’t want to do it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You might be proud but she is disgusted
17·2 months agoUse tongs to remove the offending item from the area.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you think he knows? He's gotta know.
39·2 months agoYou don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)
I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•When a person gains weight and keeps the weight on for a long time, is that old fat in your body, or does the fat get replaced over time?
7·2 months agoAnd of course health insurance wouldn’t cover it because it’s “elective”.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•When a person gains weight and keeps the weight on for a long time, is that old fat in your body, or does the fat get replaced over time?
20·2 months agoSeems like that would be an argument for liposuction as a way to supplement other weight loss because it would remove those cells.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do companies always need to grow?
5·2 months agoI would argue that this is not really true under capitalism. The logic of capitalism is one of capital accumulation, which requires growth. Under other systems you still have markets and money and profits but there are other goals than the accumulation of capital and therefore achieving “homeostasis” is a successful strategy-a business run with consistent inputs and outputs which includes a sustainable profit.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Am I cognitively performing less than I could've been if I hadn't drunk alcohol at that age?
7·2 months agoImpossible to tell. Your brain is how it is, rather than worry about what you cannot change, think about what you want to do and how to do it. If you are experiencing cognitive issues or emotional distress that you think might be a long term effect of your young drinking, talk to a therapist or your doctor about how to address those issues now.
Yeah, Rick is a piece of shit but it’s well documented that he’s a piece of shit who will absolutely kill the fuck out of someone who rapes kids.

Who am I? There’s a sign outside says Lou’s Tavern. I’m fuckin Lou. Who the fuck are you?