Dwemthy (he/him)

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Being chained up by ones arms like that is supposed to be excruciatingly painful. The sarcasm probably doesn’t hurt more

But it clearly says lunar eclipse

It’s a lunar eclipse, the Earth is eclipsing the moon, preventing it from reflecting the light of the sun

To reach the top shelf

Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.

I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.

Black Hole Sun

But how do you make the eggs reassemble themselves?

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Player character deaths in my games so far:

1. Beheaded at the bottom of the ocean (he got better)
2. Crashed into by a banshee powered aircraft
3. Touched a god killing weapon which is too full of sadness for mortals to handle

Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on

But with all the solids strained out

It’s not like it’s a government agency, it’s a film company group. Defund it by never paying for a movie and getting everyone everywhere to never pay for a movie

“yes” is selected, it looks pressed in

What’s wrong with the Legally Allowed Amounts of Silica Crunchwrap Supreme?

A friend of my roommate at the time brought my now-wife to a New Year’s Eve party we were throwing. Her “friends” had made plans without her to go to a concert and deliberately kept it from her until tickets were sold out. She was all set to have a sad evening at home but my roommates friend made her come with to the party. We hit it off immediately

Water is wet when touching water

I have a similar item that I don’t want to display but also don’t want to get rid of - I inherited it from my grandfather who got it by killing a Nazi.

How do I keep the memory of an item that represents killing Nazis to me without it looking sympathetic? Defacing the symbols might be the right way

That’s called an Ohio goodbye

I want Transmetropolitan style burning my body to create the energy to boot up the nanobot swarm that my consciousness was just uploaded to