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I failed my task of “Don’t lose your shit at work again dumbass”.

One week I might succeed, will have to wait till next week to see if/when I fail it again.

Uno reverse them by asking them to repeat it then they’re the killer when they say what.

Man I wish Macho Man Randy Savage would come back and beat Hogan’s ass again.

Bless you.

Just a minute, baitin.

Ahhh that explains it lol. Fair enough.

Nah I was just making fun of how weird your comment sounded.

Time to put the spliff down brother.

That was suprisingly cute in a weird way.

Huh, I wondered what I was gonna have nightmares about tonight.

How do you act all tough then bail after the third round?

Now that was a great story, I’m glad y’all found each other and that you got to keep her, she looks happy and cute as fuck!

My cat continuously runs at my cars front wheel when I pull in my driveway, every single fucking time. Not sure what that says about me tho.

It’s no oreo meme, but it’s still good.

Huh, brb gonna see if this is true!

You’re worth a million dollars in parts on the black market, never undervalue yourself.

I still don’t get how he is famous, the best thing he did was getting lost on a jetski for hours.

Mambo #5 is for chilling around doing a bit of Laundry or something chill, Mambo #8 is for when you need to get shit done right this damn second.