A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative
A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative
Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has
Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.
But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol
At a show I was at in Winnipeg a homeless guy came in and started harassing people. The singer jumped from the stage and took him to the ground. later in the show, the singer put on an oven mitt and grabbed like fifty sparklers and lit them all at once. Almost burned the glove to his hand but he squirmed out of it in time. Dropped it on the stage and stomped it out then got burn treatment from a drunk paramedic who was in the audience. True Winnipeg memories.
And isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?
Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure
All good man, nobody’s gonna kink shame
I just wanna know how
she got out of that volcano
I wish I had this kind of optimism still
She never had a chance with that goon as her father
Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing
I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.
Pipe tobacco, deliver unto me
Oglaf: putting out cutting social commentary and nicely drawn naked folks for… a long time now
Where are Zoro’s swords?
Me, after spending one hour playing with my son: ok now I’m going to spend some time with your sister
My son, five minutes later: NOBODY EVER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME
My favourite news showdy!
Or you could just give them homes for a lower cost than criminalizing and incarcerating them.