That, and it’s an area prone to hurricanes.

Probably dates back to the dawn of agriculture.

No need for contracts until the invention of property.

Check Wikipedia “History of marriage”

Pretty sure marriage predates organized religion.

Do a morning outing, declare victory and make something self indulgent for dinner.

North Korea

C-3PO is that you ?

Gaming VR from the only company I trust to not completely fuck it up.

It’s OK, reading is hard, especially if you’ve given up thinking.

Installing Linux is possible with human written guides the slop is pushing out.

Anxiety and mental health should be fixed by people not a computer program to confirm your own biases.

Get better friends?

Why do you love the slop machine?

You want your husband to buy you a house to keep after you divorce him?

Yikes.

I’d rather be responsible for managing my own multitasking than be stuck in a job designed for people who can’t even manage their own time.

Oh great, it’s a bot that hallucinates answers to questions no one asked.

4 answers for one acronym, pat yourself on the back there buddy.

I was wearing an onion for a belt, as was the fashion at the time.

Different scale needs different tech.

I’ve been at F500 companies but it sounds like you’re at a smaller business.

The advantage is you don’t need to plan and provision your own infrastructure in a DC because the vendor handles it.

That flexibility is worth serious money.

I miss having a big private cluster.

I do not miss fighting with other departments for a share of that one cluster.

I definitely do not miss waiting months for capacity to be added.

That it costs my employer a bit more is a decision made above my pay grade.

Hype cycles come and go, but cloud compute is still around because it has real advantages, and big data solves real scaling problems.

You left out the biggest hype cycle. The dot-com boom wasted a ton of cash but also created Google Amazon and Netflix.

I don’t want to spoil your innocence, but you are incorrect and there is plenty of video proof out there.

Unironically, yes.

Boycotts are a valid protest tactic even if they don’t get universal participation.