This artist’s medium is paper jams.

🇺🇸🦅🌲🚀

You can just say you have blue balls, nobody will want to look.

Sorry Mr Babbage we’re looking for someone with more experience.

I remember when computers came with cup holders.

Nah, casually racist cat owner.

Our speech is a reflection of ourselves.

Not sure why you think it would be cute that your cat is racist except maybe you are secretly OK with that word.

If you casually use racial slurs in your internal monologue, you will end up saying them aloud because you got too comfortable.

Ursula is great if you think “little bear” and not “octopus villain”

Problem is your interpreter.

You told them “no it isn’t”

You came in with a noob question and then shit on their accurate advice because you didn’t understand it.

What do you mean the light bulb doesn’t go in my mouth? It fits, see!

So of course they have to rag on you.

Otirs? Otters?

Why do I have the feeling we’re not getting the whole story here?

sudo rm -r . /

“Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something,”

The Fortran is tight, works, and has 50 years of field testing.

Much rather work on something old and proven than new and slapdash.

Can you share the author/topic?

Wikipedia welcomes expert contributors, but people editing articles about themselves is a big no-no. You’re also not allowed to do promotion of your pet theories, even if you’re “expert”.

I hear the 2nd line delivered in Walken’s voice as a disinterested threat.

Vintage iMac in this vintage meme

Studying anatomy