Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?
Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?
Oolong back on his shit
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Out of all the Garfield edits, I think the one where people replace the last panel with Garfield being defenestrated is my favorite .
“Could someone define ‘filicide’ for Goku? I’d ask Gohan, buuuuut…”
“…I’m actually not sure what it means. Isn’t that when you kill a pony?”
The prompt said sad, not horror
Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.
Ducks have entered the chat
I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.
So you’re punching and you’re kicking and you’re shouting at me
I’m relying on your common decency
So far it hasn’t surfaced but I’m sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist
(Gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now)
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
AKA confectioners napalm
If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.
I think it depends on if you’re correcting people to better understand them, or correcting them to be correct. Or, to put it another way:
https://xkcd.com/1576/