some say a comet will fall from the sky, Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by billions of dumb-founded dipshits Some day the end is near Some say we’ll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit…

One great big festering neon distraction I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied: learn to swim

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon. Mom’s coming round to out it back the way it ought to be…

Tool - Aenima

The ‘small caps’ really gave it away to me but I wasn’t familiar with which book - thank you! The Death books were always very humanizing in an interesting way, His scenes were always my favourite.

So, dude makes art on the internet and wanted to use his output to create a revenue stream for himself? Shocking, how dare he. Randall Munroe got popular doing xkcd, and now he’s written books just to further make a name for himself. A damning indictment.

If they put the correct symbol there it would read café

It’s like he’s a real life Zaphod Beeblebrox, only far, far worse.

Good evening. Tonight’s nightmare/night terror is brought to you by [email protected].

I haven’t used it yet, but I saw a viral ad-in-the-form-of-an-uploaded-video on Instagram for “Done”. It might be awful, I’ve no idea. 🤷‍♂️

“clipped” - you just reminded me of that episode of House, where the clinic patient (tw: gross) has been using his toenail clippers to trim his nose hair, and he developed a fungus.

PSA - Buy a trimmer specific for that purpose.

Dark City vibes

Autophilia.

I just looked it up and your doc was right. It seems that it can often follow a chiropractic adjustment because believe it or not chiropractic is not a real medical field, similar to acupuncture and acupressure.

This is enough to make me think twice about cracking it - time for my AuDHD to find a new stim!

I’ve been doing this lately too, after always cringing my whole life whenever I would see people on TV do it. Now it’s become a stim with me too, as well as scrunching my toes to kind of crack my ankle - like popping knuckles/wrists, just the foot version.

My ankle now hurts and I’m wondering if I’m doing lasting damage to my joints and ligaments 😔

Me and my AuDHD deciding it’s time to code another metric on the excel spreadsheet and tweaking the colors instead of actually doing what I need to do.