Seriously, militant vegans live in a ridiculous world of their own creation

This is disrespectful to gas station boner pills

Don’t worry, there’s not a gun large enough to make me do that to Merle

How feasible would it be to revive the corpse of Merle Haggard long enough to re-record If We Make it Through December?

Do we want to expose Merle to this world?

Here’s a scarier thought, if they can fine tune this shit enough they’ll probably just clone themselves and pull a ship of Theseus on themselves. Removing the only remaining equalizer between them and the rest of humanity.

The rich fucks at the top want to become gods. They won’t call it that but that’s the end game for the ones with the most hand on the wheel.

Wild that George and Elaine are the best humans of those four when they were arguably the worst in the show. Fuck Jerry, fuck Michael Richards, and even though he’s otherwise been ok fuck Larry for the crytpo shilling

This can be avoided by making scratch biscuits lol

It’s possible that Tina Fey never told him they weren’t just hanging out with Alec Baldwin

This really does seem like a 30 Rock bit come to life

I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real

One of them might even be clutches pearls bisexual… and interested in black men

I’m actually the other way around, love summer hate winter, I get summer has some discomfort issues but I cannot stand being cold and layering clothes is a sensory nightmare. Plus the longer nights and shorter days fuck with my already erratic sleep schedule, but I have ADHD and autism and grew up in the American south so maybe I’m the outlier

“Go back to where you were born, go back to nothing, homunculus”

Well I read that in George’s voice

Those legal experts don’t live on this planet

What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?

Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok

Years? Maybe for for all of them to fold but I wouldn’t be shocked for several to start shuttering this year

I’ve been a Cooler Zone Media subscriber since they launched that and it’s so much better without ads. I consumed a bunch of their content so $5 is well worth it for me

Behind the Bastards has already been shouted out a lot. And I’m sure lots of folks on lemmy are big fans of Robert Evans as it is, but I haven’t seen It Could Happen Here or friend of both those pods Knowledge Fight mentioned. Both well worth listening to

Jason figured it out? Jason!? Aw this is a real low point, yeah this one hurts