Obligatory don’t play with cats using just lasers. The fact that they can’t actual catch the thing causes anxiety. You should complete play with something like a string toy, something they can actually grab and attack to complete the hunt.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0_r3zpORzgg

Sikh already got this one on lock.

My variant is “any god who requires me to suck his cock to get to the good place is a giant dick, undeserving of praise nor respect. Any god I’d bother to worship wouldn’t care if I did or not”

Chainsaw. Blaringly loud metal music to cover up the sound of said chainsaw. Ear protection because of said chainsaw and music. She was trapped in the box outside of his peripheral, so her attempts to signal failed.

Thanks internet. I didn’t need to remember that video of the amateur magician cutting his wife in half today, but there ya go. Serves young me right for deciding to let that shit in my head, I suppose.

It’s three. The hole through the center makes a hole around it inside the mug. Your topologist friend took too quick a glance at this.

This is a weird fantasy you’ve cooked up here. Umm, you doing okay?

Yes, it’s bad. It’s not super bad, or anything (this isn’t GoT) but the more you think about it, the less sense it makes. It mostly just rushed, not well thought out conclusions. Some conclusions create glaring plot holes (the upside-down explanation makes it impossible for the Russians to have opened a portal to the upside-down, for instance).

Mostly it commits the most egregious sin of not taking itself seriously. End of S4, shit is completely fucked in Hawkins with the ground being ripped up by the massive portals. Beginning of S5, the portals have been tacked over with sheet metal and never once matter.

I read it. You’re an idiot if you think that’s true. People can tell when things are soulless, even shit made by people. AI is only soulless

Sure, people will consume soulless stuff. But they prefer the good shit, and that takes real human effort to get to

Someone made that comic. I’m partially seeing the world through their eyes. AI shit, no one made that. There’s no perspective, no idea. Just the most statistically likely next token. Trash

Someone made that cake mix, though. A team of people came together, worked out how to make that mix at scale, tasted, iterated, and finally shipped the product.

This is getting cake mix by scooping up a random amount of the statistically most likely ingredients for a cake. No thought, no idea, no quality control even. Just the most statistically likely cake mix.

Sounds fuck awful, man.

The second the meaningful voting stops, you stop being a democracy. Simple as.

Basic decency being called altruism. Classy.

Be an asshole if you want. Just know that people aren’t gonna let you pretend you’re not hurting people by saying that.

If you can’t find a way to be funny without punching down, you’re just not very funny. Confusing uncomfortable chuckles for genuine mirth is understandable, if it’s all you’ve ever heard.

Edit: lol at the edit

Weaponized ableism is still ableism, my guy.

It’s like saying it’s cool to be misogynistic to JK Rowling cause she’s a TERF and like, no, it fucking isn’t.

Ken is a DigiDestined, he was just a dick in the first part of the story.

I do. My fiancée does not. I find the whole experience terrifying, she’s filled with such terror and anxiety she’d be a danger on the road.

0/10 on the whole experience, hate cars and wished I didn’t need to drive.