Any parent who says no is a bad parent and a bad person.

Also animals being able to change sex does not make them trans. Being transgender has to do with gender identity and its relation to biological sex.

Catholic dogma may be relatively strict, I’m not sure, I haven’t extensively studied other sects of Christianity. But Catholic people are, in my experience, pretty chill. If anything they’re a much more “love the sinner, hate the sin” kind of bunch. It’s the evangelicals you gotta watch out for.

The correct number of guitars to own is n+1, with n being the number of currently owned guitars.

I’m no longer religious, but Catholics are on the chiller side of the Christian spectrum.

Taxonomists: hold my Astragalus tastybeeriensis

Weed can increase anxiety though.

Alcohol, now there’s your poison.

A bit of Bar Keeper’s Friend and some steel wool will have that baby shining like new.

No.

They should have traditional wings.

“All I can really do anymore is browse the Internet and maybe stream some music.”

“And that’s enough for me, old friend.”

It’s all fun and games and cozy vibes until you get that ancient seed.

Cold medicines don’t treat colds, they treat cold symptoms, many of which are the same as allergy symptoms.

If you’re gonna include Pluto you gotta include like 9 or 10 other dwarf planets too.

The things I do for love.

Bruh I’m 37 and strongly considering going back to finish my degree. No time like the present.

American cheese (provided it’s good quality) is just cheese, milk, and sodium citrate.

Well in theory with a big enough campfire it would work. So you weren’t entirely wrong.

Like people everywhere, most of us are pretty chill.

There’s a Calvin and Hobbes strip about this. I think it’s the run where their house was broken into and Hobbes was missing. Calvin came to the same realization and I remember it really sticking with me as a kid.

Skyrim. Yeah I know there’s a ton to do and the real game is side quests and leveling up etc etc. But after I killed Alduin I kinda looked around and was like “wait is that the end of the main quest?” First game I ever had to google if I had beaten it.