Four years of only 2-3 hours of sleep a night doesn’t sound sustainable. Is that 30-40k distance something you have to drive? If so, I think you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel eventually.

Hello yes, I am 82 years old. My name is Joe Biden, feel free to check my age with the government.

Picard can get his good buddy Q to turn off entropy. Picard wins.

I wear them because they are comfy and I can’t accidentally tie my fingers in the laces, thank you very much

“it was written” URL

links to a YouTube page

Feed and water them regularly. Don’t let them die. If you can make them happy, that’s good too.

Probably the AI company that recently revealed that they just had people in India doing work their AI was supposedly doing.

Can I be the president that gets elected? Because if so, I take the deal, and he gets the pardon. Of course, our Supreme Court recently said I couldn’t get in trouble no matter what I did as president…

Haha, it sure would get their goat!

Jesus Christ!

I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.

In a rare moment of unity, anarchists across the world formed a committee to represent the entirety of their people. They swiftly issued a press release denouncing my groove, and stating they had no affiliation with me, and then dissolved their committee.

Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.

I can’t dance to anything 😎

Totally, I was at the beach, and this guy walked up…well, I say “walked” but he didn’t really use his legs all the way. And as she, wait did I say it was a guy?, well anyways they turned the thing on and it was SO LOUD and I swear, all the waiters dropped their watchamacallits. Wait, maybe it was at a restaurant? Hmmm…

“If you can talk, you can work!”

Respect my right to be robophobic

Lol, totally forgot about the night watch when I made that comment 😆 good ole TP, discworld’s the best