We’re you at a strip club?

Haha, weird.

I’ve had that happen a few times recently (wrong comment replied to) and I have no idea how it happens. For the upvotes… well it’s either there’s too many Lemdiots on this platform, or bots (oh noes!).

It’s a typing speed problem. The left hand hitting the 4 was too slow/the right hand jumped the gun on typing the first 9.

So, definitely aliens.

If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.

Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!

Their other mom.

Don’t mind if I do

Then go back to sleep

The idea was first documented in a memo that Metcalfe wrote on May 22, 1973, where he named it after the luminiferous aether once postulated to exist as an “omnipresent, completely passive medium for the propagation of electromagnetic waves.”

Hmm, I really thought there would be some clever name I didn’t understand, but it really is that aether.

Jesus do be like dat

In the strict legal sense it is not the law, it is the document that defines how laws are created.

https://www.phe.gov/s3/law/PublishingImages/LawHierarchy.jpg

That’s not “the law”. That’s “the Constitution”

As an American living in Europe for over a decade, Americano is the default I have to drink when I’m out unless I go to a hipster coffee shop. The main reason being practically no one does filter coffee, but almost every restaurant has an espresso machine.

And it tastes like cigarettes because even though every restaurant has an espresso machine it doesn’t mean they clean it, and doesn’t mean their staff knows how to use it properly. Water temps too high, too much coffee grounds, over compressed, lowest quality beans. Fucking everywhere. It’s awful.

Si

Aw Ffff…

You can make cherry juice, but presumably you’d do that by crushing the cherry meat to extract the juice. That’s different from how coffee is made. To create cherry coffee, we’d have to take the cherry pits, dry them, roast them, grind them, then pour hot water over them.

I’ve got a pair of vice grips somewhere in my flat.

It’s not even that big of a flat, and I don’t even have that much stuff. There’s no way I ever left the flat with them. Yet they’ve completely disappeared.

Or, ya know, she just doesn’t wanna be homeless.

The cost of a .com Domain can be under $10/year

I just bought bitwaba.com for like 8.49 a couple months ago.

.com, .net, .org, and .social are called Top Level Domains

You can register a second level domain (e.g. “google”, "lemmy”, “cnn”) with a specific TLD, resulting in a domain name (e.g. “google.com”, “lemmy.social”, “cnn.com”)