GNU intensifies

Don’t forget to rub your hands together like a fly

Unless it has got many vegetables

I am Sparkamus Prime!

You goddamned animal

Baby Mammoth - Another Day at the Orifice

If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

See ya later, pups!

Gotta have blue hair

C++ is way ahead of C in the same way that a metastasized cancer is way ahead of a benign tumor

Ligatures 🤢🤮🤮

I buy whole bean then toss in a roach or two so I get the full experience, fresh right in my kitchen.

Smoosh the cat. Look at this fluffy belly. Very good 🤌

Lol no it is not

Profit is revenue minus expenses