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LinkedIn is worth many billions of dollars. No lottery would pay out enough money to buy it.
67·3 months agoReminds me of this xkcd:
There’s a town where there’s a trend of people building garage bars:
Yup! I use an aux cable in my car and then all of a sudden I’m driving in silence. I tried settings and developer settings, but this behavior persists.
Dude is two steps into an Animorphs transformation.
He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)
And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!
schlong
That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
The person is actor Dean Norris. I have no idea what this picture is about.
The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
Nope. Atoms are WAY too small to see, even with the most powerful optical microscopes.
You may be thinking of a human egg cell, which can be seen with the naked eye.
4·11 months agoThe text is just decorated with various Unicode symbols in what is called “Zalgo text”.
Reminds me of a Simpsons joke:
Lisa: I’m studying for the math fair. If I win, I’ll bring home a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don’t live on a farm.
Isn’t that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.
Reminds me of the “moose stuff” bit from Family Guy:
A friend of mine once downloaded something malicious to his Linux machine and wasn’t worried about it. Then some time later, while browsing his files from a Windows machine, saw it and was like, “hey, what’s this?” Oops.
He’s a tech savvy guy, so I’m guessing the fact he had downloaded it himself really let his guard down.
Add a model rocket and call it a missiletoaster.
Reminds me of Piss Christ.