You have heard of :wq, but have you heard of ZZ

Well you might not have to wait much longer.

Why not?

In the US at a white collar job. 1 (2 max) drinks every once in a long while for a work lunch is acceptable. Depends on how comfortable you are with your coworkers and if anyone else seems willing to drink a beer or two.

Depending on your company culture, 5 to 10 drinks may be considered the socially acceptable limit for a work lunch. Pissing at your desk is mandatory. Shitting and puking is optional.

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I know it is cheesy, but look at every maintenance project as an opportunity for learning a new DIY skill.

Start going to garage sales and flea markets to collect tools.

It helps if you can chitchat with someone IRL about mutual homeowner issues.

Homeownership is man’s continuous battle against water.

I’m going to be really sad when I fire my first shot from my single use portal gun only to find out the surface needed to be coated with moon dust.

That depends. What operating system do you use?

No neofetch? How i am supposed to enjoy my unixporn withput neofetch.

How would you optimize 9/11?

In a perfect world no one would pirate video games. So I guess this is more of a realistic compromise.

In a perfect world:

1. Game publisher release Game with DRM

2. DRM gets cracked by pirates

3. Game publisher acknowledges the DRM has been cracked and compiles a new binary without DRM and redistributes it to customers.

All future articles regarding things the executive branch does will go from “Biden did X” to “The Biden-Harris Administration did X”

Yeah but that’s what we want Skub to do. That’s the whole point of using Skub.

Well OBVIOUSLY you need to set HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session\Windows\Microsoft\Win10\MSWindows\CockNBalls\BSODWord to 0 then restart your computer.

Windows tries to obfuscate any useful information while Linux tries to give logs and man entries to walk the user through what went wrong.

Keep the case and put a modern PC inside to make it a sleeper PC. Drill speed holes in the side for extra airflow that your computer will desperately need.