Front right: keys.

Back right: wallet.

Back left: phone, until I sit down then I just pull it out and set it on a table or something.

Front left: nothing usually, but if I put something that isn’t one of the above in my pocket, that’s the one. When I smoked, that’s where the cigarette case went.

You humiliation fetishists disgust me. You’re all a bunch of sick little perverts.

Turning to drugs to help you sleep will only lead to sleep. And sleeping is a gateway drug to being awake (being awake, being awake) again.

I guess Fosbury Flop situations, when someone develops a technique that’s so different from the norm and so effective that it becomes the new standard basically overnight.

The William Shatner song?

Once you grok reality tunnels, nothing is ever quite that simple ever again. 10/10, would recommend

Never really noticed any FOH stank personally, guess it depends on the restaurant.

Yuuup. When I worked BOH, shower after work. When I worked FOH, shower before work.

Unironically. It showed me that either I was contacting something much greater than myself or, as Lon Milo DuQuette put it “It’s all in your head—you just have no idea how big your head is”

Just give him a bowler hat

How the student looks back when the professor asks if they’ve ever heard of an open relationship

I think of anarchy like a guiding ideal: flatten hierarchies.

You can’t eliminate hierarchies. If you eliminate “official” hierarchies, you lack measures to prevent individuals from exerting their will over other individuals by force, which is just another hierarchy. As long as one person can swing a club at another, you have a naturally emergent hierarchy. Once you’ve created a group of people to stop people from swinging clubs at other people, you’ve invented a hierarchy.

The anarchic ideal would be a system of organization to minimize the club-swinging. The proverbial sweet spot between preventing oppression without being oppressive. But it all ultimately comes down to club-swinging, you can’t have a purely anarchic system without enabling private power. The best you can do is aim for the flattest possible hierarchy.

I don’t quite have the urge to believe this, you could say I have a demiurge

Seems like the headphones would be counterproductive here

Doesn’t really match the tone, it’s probably the name of the apartment complex

Ah, to be young again

*piss

This was my reasoning for a while, I believed in all gods equally and that amount was zero. I still believe in them all equally, that amount just isn’t zero anymore.

There’s only one thing worse than a rapist

I’ve done many things involving my partners butt and, categorically, a relatively small portion of them have been overtly sexual.