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I’ve never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you’re videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

You dawg; you’re perfect!

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

You know what’s up

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

I love you already. Favorite authors? Ray Bradbury and Arthur C Clark.

Old ass musty smelling paperback. 50’s and old racist 60’s sci-fi books smell best. I have a problem.

I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

Hate the player not the game.

My man!

• super mega death pownce, “Look John. We need to talk.”

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, “I’ve given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ” 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? “Jesus seems like he’d be a considerate lover with strong hands.” Beautiful.

We are witnessing a hate crime.

Where I’m from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

TRS 80 sans disk drive. My school library and local library had BASIC programs in the books. I’m now a SR Software Engineer. Wild. My first phone couldn’t even text… Whatever it was.

Are you me?

Tandy… Kings Quest. So good. California Games. I miss how simple life used to be.

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.