This is how I imagine conspiracy theorists.

Would.

You know what, not even mad, that’s ingenious.

They don’t want to have third places because in third places you might plan things that the authorities do not like.

Glad I wasn’t the only person who recognized this.

Also from what I know about SDAs and Methodists, they’re actually very different. They’re actually born from the Millerites and had a part to play in the founding of Kelloggs.

Tell Newt to Google Nuclear winter.

Bold of you to assume it’s not a woman.

The pact is sealed.

Hecc yes, another train person

Was Charlie Kirk’s assassin Iranian?

GET BACK HERE!

Do not look up the history of Gynaecology if you wanna sleep.

NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED, GIRLS!

I mean Trump supporters hate the American way of life too:

• They hate freedom of religion (everyone must be ACE Christian of a very specific kind).
• They hate freedom of speech (you aren’t allowed to be critical of Trump or the country or aspects of history).
• They hate that women can vote (constantly hear them call for the removal of women’s suffrage because they vote Democrats). In fact they hate women in general.
• They hate minorites, especially when they’re doing well.
• They hate freedom of the press (book bans, calls to censor journalists and writers).
• They hate electronic freedom (constant calls to censor websites and communications).

To them, the American way of life should be akin to the Iranian way of life, except instead of a form of ultra conservative Shia Islam and a personality cult around the Ayatollah, it’s a form of Ultra Conservative Evangelical American Christianity, a form of absolute pseudo-monarchy based around Trump and his family, nationalism wherein the founding fathers are Demi Gods, and a landscape where one very specific form of white American culture is the only culture allowed.

it’s also known as life

Domine noster, quaeso Donaldum Trump mori fac modo quam maxime pudendo et ridiculo. Amen.

Oh wow, I guess this conspiracy has gone on for about 80 years now because they must have faked all the newsreel footage of buildings collapsing from fire bombings during the blitz. There’s plenty of examples of buildings collapsing to the fire, also has ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, having a Boeing 767 crash into the side of the building might have caused just a bit of damage.

9/11 conspiracy theorists are so desperate to prove that 9/11 was a masterful plan by the government that only they have figured out that they can’t even use Occam’s razor.

Why did building seven collapse? Because I had two of the world’s tallest buildings collapsed right next to it. It’s not that hard.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams? Well it’s a miracle then that the plane hit the only floors in the building with no flammable material inside. Everyone in there was just butt naked on asbestos floors. And there was definitely no gas line going up to the top floor for the restaurant there. Also, can we just talk about the elephant in the room, the fact that getting hit by a 767 going full tilt would cause a lot of damage?

“Oh but what about the 1945 empire state crash?” A B-25 lost in the fog is a lot slower and a lot smaller than a 767. I can think of several plane crashes where a plane crashes into a building, only four of them involved a controlled flight into the building at full tilt. Three of them are on 9/11, the fourth one was a guy copying 9/11 in a Cessna.

“Oh but what about the puffs of smoke that were clearly demolition rounds?” Yeah if only there was a reason that puffs of dust and air would pop out the windows like that, maybe something like the floors coming down very quickly?

But do you want to hear a couple of conspiracy theories?

1. The American government knew that 9/11 was going to happen and sat on their hands to let it happen so they could pass Draconian laws to roll back freedoms and rights and give them the excuse to go into places like Afghanistan and Iraq.
2. The agencies that you think are hypercompetent sociopaths with special technology but letting them do a false flag attack are not actually hypercompetent and dropped the ball so badly that over 3,000 people died.

Both of those conspiracy theories are just as enraging and dare I even say even more likely then the US government orchestrating 911 like a villain in a marvel movie. If you think the US government is hyper competent and in control of everything, let me remind you that during the biggest crisis of this decade, the president of the United States on live camera suggested that people should inject themselves of bleach to kill covid.

Sometimes you just need to take Occam’s razor to a conspiracy theory. And if you think that a plane crashing into something couldn’t cause structural damage severe enough to cause a building to collapse, go look up the aftermath of Lockerbie, or any plane crash featuring buildings.

And if you’re going to look at me right in the eye and tell me that having two of the world’s biggest buildings collapse right next to a building would not cause structural damage to said building, I think you need to touch grass because that’s Hobbyless behaviour.

Basically. Buildings don’t fall like Jenga bricks. When something bad happens, they tend to implode, be it on purpose, if an airliner crashes into them, or if the aforementioned building collapses next to you and causes you structural damage.

I know, and you don’t need to point to Operation Northwoods to “prove” anything because American Government officials have proposed much worse things and have done much worse things.

Like MacArthur proposed using nukes like conventional bombs to completely irradiate the Korean - Chinese Border. This would not merely kill Millions, perhaps billions, but it would cause a nuclear winter. For that, MacArthur was dismissed. That was a proposal.

What people forget is that MacArthur fired upon American World War One vets protesting to get their War bonuses because of the depression during the Bonus War. You don’t need to make up conspiracies, what governments have already done/doing are bad enough.